You'll never go to heaven

Oh you'll never go to heaven
In an old Ford car
Cos an old Ford car
Won't get that far


CHORUS
Oh you'll never go to heaven
In an old Ford car
Cos an old Ford car
Won't get that far
I ain't agonna grieve my Lord
I aint agonna grieve my Lord
I aint agonna grieve my Lord no more


Oh you'll never go to heaven
In a limousine
Cos the Lord aint got no gasolene
etc

Oh you'll never go to heaven
In a Vampire jet
Cos the Lord ain't built no runways yet
etc

Oh you'll never go to heaven
On roller skates
Cos you'll roll right past those pearly gates
etc

Oh you'll never go to heaven

With a fit Girl Guide

Cos the Lord ain't built his gates that wide

etc

Oh you'll never go to heaven

In a Boy Scout's arms

Cos the Lord don't like those masculine charms

etc

Oh you'll never go to heaven

In a bathing suit

Cos the Lord don't like his angels cute

etc